you said it’s karaoke
come on, it’s a bit of fun
but now i’m standing here
i guess i feel like i’ve been done
if it’s not a competition
why are you always trying to win?
if it’s not a competition
why am i always losing?
i didn’t realise your ambition
why are you always trying to win?
turns out this was my audition
why am i always losing?
i just wanted to get drunk
and dance while i was off my head
little did i know that you were
trying to get on instead
why do i get the feeling you’re gathering material?
perhaps you never really wanted to be here at all
if it’s not a competition
why are you always trying to win?
if it’s not a competition
why am i always losing?
i didn’t realise your ambition
why are you always trying to win?
turns out this was my audition
why am i always losing?
it’s just a cleansing ritual
go in dirty, come out clean
there’s really nothing to it
there’s no skill to showering
there’s no need to do the next thing
only if you are advanced
but you just can’t relax
for fear that you will miss you chance
if it’s not a competition
why are you always trying to win?
if it’s not a competition
why am i always losing?
i didn’t realise your ambition
why are you always trying to win?
turns out this was my audition
why am i always losing?
i’ve been going out with a girl
her name is julie
but last night she said to me
while we were watching telly
this is what she said
she said – “listen, ally,
“it’s not a competition!”
(two three four)
if it’s not a competition
why are you always trying to win?
if it’s not a competition
why am i always losing?
i didn’t realise your ambition
why are you always trying to win?
turns out this was my audition
why am i always losing?
credits
from A Visit From Foxcunt,
released October 25, 2019
ally cunt - lead vocals
kat cunt - bass
mel cunt - drums
sean cunt - guitars
From the first deadened cowbell to the last dissonant guitar interval, Dutch quartet Geo's new record is shaped for impact. Bandcamp Album of the Day Apr 25, 2024